Phone Calls
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs [...]
A Well-Planned Retirement
Outside England ‘s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1 for cars ($1.40), £5 for busses (about $7). Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, [...]
Government Scam at work – Cash for Clunkers Scam
We all know that the Government has spent $3 Billion of our tax dollars on the Cash for Clunkers program and now we are hearing they want to spend another $2 Billion for the same program. I don’t think the Government knows how to use a calculator because the figures just don’t add up. First [...]
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