great truths that little children have learned

 1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to...

great truths that adults have learned

 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.  2) Wrinkles don’t hurt.  3) Families are like fudge…mostly sweet, with a few nuts  4) Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground…  5) Laughing is good exercise....