You Gotta Be Shittin’ Me’
Have you ever wondered where the phrase “You Gotta Be Shittin’ Me’” came from? Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of Our Country, way back when George Washington was crossing the Delaware River with his troops. There were 33 (remember this number) in Washington ‘s boat. It was extremely dark [...]
Was that TODAY?
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7 degrees of Blonde
FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said ‘How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!’ and hung up. The husband said, ‘Who was that?’ The wife answered, ‘I don’t know, some woman [...]
HIGH SCHOOL –1959 vs. 2009
Scenario 1: Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack. 1959 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack… 2009 – School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack [...]
The Priest And The Hairdryer
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” The priest replied: “Of course, what may I do for you?” “Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Custom’s limits, and I’m afraid they’ll [...]
Service Agencies
I was confused when I heard the word ‘service’ used with these agencies. Internal Revenue ‘Service ‘ U.S.. Postal ‘Service ‘ Telephone ‘Service ‘ Cable TV ‘Service ‘ Civil ‘Service ‘ State, City, County & Public ‘Service’ Customer ‘Service ‘ This is not what I thought ‘service ‘ meant. But today, I overheard two farmers [...]
Don’t Mess With Mature Ladies
A mature ( 65 ) lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman : Is there a problem, Officer? Officer : Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman : Oh, I see. Officer : Can I see your license please? Older Woman : I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer : Don’t [...]
Preacher’s Son
An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn’t really know what he wanted to do, and he didn’t seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, [...]
Government Dead Horse Strategies
The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that, “When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.” However, in government, in corporate America, more advanced strategies are often employed, such as: 1. Buying a stronger whip. 2. Changing [...]
Out of Office e-mail Replies
Pick one for the next time you are out of the office. 1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was [...]
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