great truths that little children have learned

 1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to...

Great truths about growing old

 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional…  2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.  3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.  4) You’re getting old when you get the same...

great truths that adults have learned

 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.  2) Wrinkles don’t hurt.  3) Families are like fudge…mostly sweet, with a few nuts  4) Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground…  5) Laughing is good exercise....

I challenge you: To make America Great again.

It is said that one grasshopper on the railroad tracks wouldn’t slow a train very much, a billion of them would.  In our current economic situation, every little thing we buy or do affects someone else – even their job .  Everyone keeps saying “what...

Another great way to explain Socialism

A college student of a well to do father was coming home for a visit.  The college student considered herself to be very much a liberal.  She was very much in favor of higher taxes to the rich to support more government for the poor.  Her conservative father would...

What a great way to explain socialism

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before but had once failed an entire class. That class had insisted that socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer....