Winter In West Virginia
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The Mechanic and the Surgeon
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey, Doc, can I ask you a [...]
The Philosopher’s Bible.
Explore My Views On Politics, Science, God, Whether The Toilet Seat Should Be Up Or Down, The Environment And Loads Of Other Stuff That Has Fallen Out Of My Mind And Onto The Page. It’s Funny, Controversial And Revolutionary, Even If I Do Say So Myself. Experience the joy and frustration of exploring Alias Pseudonym’s [...]
My Twitter Won’t Tweet!
Things are spiraling out of control. I think I have become lost in a world of electronic madness. One of my sons informed me this week that my cell phone has become obsolete and I must head down to the Cell Phone store and get a phone that is contemporary with the times. I pointed [...]
HIGH SCHOOL –1959 vs. 2009
Scenario 1: Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack. 1959 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack… 2009 – School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack [...]
Guaranteed Pension
Every elderly person is Guaranteed an accumulate wealth! Silver in the Hair Gold in the Teeth Stones in the Kidneys Sugar in the Blood Lead in the Feet Iron in the Arteries And an in exhaustible supply of Natural Gas! Bet you never thought being elderly would accumulate such wealth, It is your Guaranteed [...]
Firearms
An interesting letter in the Australian Shooter Magazine, which I quote: “If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers. The [...]
Catholic Horses
One day while he was at the track playing the ponies and all but losing his shirt, Al noticed a priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th Race. Lo and behold, that horse – a very long [...]
Jack Daniels Fishing Story
I finally got around to going fishing this mornin but after a while I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took [...]
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