Phone Calls

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.  While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.  Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.  When he was finished...

Costello calls to buy a computer from Abbott

 If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, ‘Who’s on First?’ might have turned out something like this:   COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT        ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?  COSTELLO:...