Will Rogers Quotes

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.

Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Diplomacy is the art of saying “Nice doggie” until you can find a rock.

Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today.

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.

- William Penn Adair Rogers   1879-1935

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