When I grow up

A 2nd grade teacher, Mrs, Jones, asked her class to draw a picture of what they wanted to be when they grew up.   The teacher was a bit surprised  when Sarah Smith turn in this picture:

Mrs. Smith had always seemed like such a conservative woman.  So the teacher sent a note home to the Mrs. Smith asking for clarification as to the picture’s meaning.

  
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.  I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.  I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it.    Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole.  It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.  From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs.  Smith

They say a picture is worth a thousand words…. But ……

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