If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.

Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A: Senator.

The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!

Congress does some strange things. They put a high tax on liquor and then raises the other taxes that drive people to drink.

A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything except office. – See more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/political-jokes/3#sthash.ZF3fyJgZ.dpuf

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