Jack Daniels Fishing Story
I finally got around to going fishing this mornin but after a while I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.
I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake without incident, and carried on my fishing with the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
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Once while deer hunting along a small river I spotter two nice bucks standing on the other side. Because I only had one rifle, I held my hunting knife in front of the barrel and shot. The knife split the bullet in two and I got both deer. Upon wading across the river to retrieve my harvest I found my boots were full of trout.
Now that is too funny TomatoeMan!! I am not sure anyone can top that one!! But you never know who might try!