pensionEvery elderly person is Guaranteed an accumulate wealth!

Silver in the Hair

Gold in the Teeth

Stones in the Kidneys

Sugar in the Blood

Lead in the Feet

Iron in the Arteries

And an in exhaustible supply of Natural Gas!

Bet you never thought being elderly would accumulate such wealth,

It is your Guaranteed Pension that the government CAN’T Take away!

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