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An old  lady was standing at the rail of the cruise ship holding her hat so that the wind wouldn’t blow it away. 

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A  gentleman approached her & said, ‘Pardon me, madam, I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this wind?’ 
‘Yes,  I know,’ said the lady.  ’But I need my hands to hold onto my hat.’ 
‘But madam, he said, ‘you must know that you’re derriere is exposed!’  
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and said, ‘Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old, but I just bought this hat!’

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About Lady Kathleen
I am a hopeless Romantic and Positive person. I started a company called Website Designing Plus, which helps small businesses build an online presence. I write poetry and study history as it pertains to my genealogy. I am yes-23's website designer and lighter side because I love humor.

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