Positively Getting Old

My mother sent this to me when I was feeling sick, and she want to life my spirits.  so I wanted to share this with you.  And if you happen to be of the older generation then you will appreciate it the most!! I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life,...

A Stunning Senior Moment

A self-important college freshmen walking along the beach took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen resting on the steps why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.   “You grew up in a different world, actually an...

Stimulus money

Lessons Learned from the Stimulus bill: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? A....

How the Moral Changes

OLD VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The...

Senior Moments

This is just a nice collection of Senior Moment Jokes Garage Door The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open.. His assistant walked up to him and said, ‘This morning when you left your house, did you...

THE MAILMAN’S LAST DAY

          It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.         When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family, who congratulated him and...

Psych 101 and Politics

  If    you start with a cage containing five (5) monkeys and  inside the cage, hang a  banana on a string from the top  and then you place a set of stairs under the banana, before long a monkey will go to the stairs and climb toward the banana. As soon as he touches...

Preacher’s Son

 An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.  Like many young men his age, the boy didn’t really know what he wanted to do, and he didn’t seem too concerned about it.  One...

Out of Office e-mail Replies

Pick one for the next time you are out of the office. 1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in,...

Random Thoughts for the Day

  Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.          I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.          There is great need for a sarcasm font.          How the hell are you...