We can learn from a Donkey
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and [...]
Random Thoughts for the Day
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
There is great need for a sarcasm font.
How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
Was learning cursive really necessary?
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Caught on Late Night, Obama Nobel Peace Prize and more
The Jay Leno Show
● President Obama’s approval rating hit a new low of 47 percent, according to the latest Gallup poll. But White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said that a 6-year-old with a crayon could come up with the same poll results. I bet it’s the same 6-year-old with a crayon that [...]
A Well-Planned Retirement
Outside England ’s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot
for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its
parking fees were managed by a very pleasant
attendant. The fees were £1 for cars ($1.40),
£5 for busses (about $7).
Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing
a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so [...]
HIGH SCHOOL –1959 vs. 2009
Scenario 1:
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack.
1959 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack…
2009 – School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to [...]
Guaranteed Pension
Every elderly person is Guaranteed an accumulate wealth!
Silver in the Hair
Gold in the Teeth
Stones in the Kidneys
Sugar in the Blood
Lead in the Feet
Iron in the Arteries
And an in exhaustible supply of Natural Gas!
Bet you never thought being elderly would accumulate such wealth,
It is your Guaranteed Pension that the government CAN’T Take away!
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Taxes – By Ray Stevens
I ran across this video about taxes, and thought it would be a great one to post for a great laugh. And just think the best part about it, this country was started because people got tired of high taxes.
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2 Blondes with Hammers
Two blondes with hammers, Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, “Why are [...]
The Priest And The Hairdryer
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” The priest replied: “Of course, what may I do for you?”
“Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Custom’s limits, and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate [...]
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