Guaranteed Pension
Every elderly person is Guaranteed an accumulate wealth!
Silver in the Hair
Gold in the Teeth
Stones in the Kidneys
Sugar in the Blood
Lead in the Feet
Iron in the Arteries
And an in exhaustible supply of Natural Gas!
Bet you never thought being elderly would accumulate such wealth,
It is your Guaranteed Pension that the government CAN’T Take away!
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