Sunday Golf

Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So…  He told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day. As soon...

Only when you’re in the Navy

This is a little known tidbit of naval history! The U. S. S. Constitution (Old Ironsides), as a combat vessel, carried 48,600 gallons of fresh water for her crew of 475 officers and men. This was sufficient to last six months of sustained operations at sea. She...

What is this world coming to?

When a actress like, Meryl Streep, who lives in a mansion and lives in a world of make believe, slams the office of the President of the United States. Instead of being the lady “full of grace”, that I remember her as while I was growing up, I hear that...

Guaranteed Pension

Every elderly person is Guaranteed an accumulate wealth! Silver in the Hair Gold in the Teeth Stones in the Kidneys Sugar in the Blood Lead in the Feet Iron in the Arteries And an in exhaustible supply of Natural Gas! Bet you never thought being elderly would...

great truths that little children have learned

 1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to...

Positively Getting Old

My mother sent this to me when I was feeling sick, and she want to life my spirits.  so I wanted to share this with you.  And if you happen to be of the older generation then you will appreciate it the most!! I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life,...

A Stunning Senior Moment

A self-important college freshmen walking along the beach took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen resting on the steps why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.   “You grew up in a different world, actually an...

Stimulus money

Lessons Learned from the Stimulus bill: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? A....

Fixing the American Economy

When people talk about fixing the American Economy it is not simple.  The economy has been broken for years and will not be fixed over night.  Now the liberals will tell you we will take from the top 1% and have them pay for the rest.  But, what and who does that...

How the Moral Changes

OLD VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The...

Senior Moments

This is just a nice collection of Senior Moment Jokes Garage Door The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open.. His assistant walked up to him and said, ‘This morning when you left your house, did you...